WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
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animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.
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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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- Me:
Hey, I like your shirt.
- Them:
Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
- Me:
Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
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- Plot Twist:
All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
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when teachers just won’t stop giving you homework
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*icona pop voice* i dont care
It’s actually charli xcx singing in that song…
*charli xcx voice* i dont care
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im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
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