WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
Hey, I like your shirt.
Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.